Coat Shopping

Ok, my coat lining is harder than I thought, it's sewn in the armhole seams, and if I pick it out that means I have to resew the armholes too, this makes me nervous. Hubby said if I stopped shopping online and got to work I'd be done already. Does anyone else have a hubby that talks too much?? (what nerve!) He said that: Coat #1:

Would make me look like Pat Nixon. Coat #2:

Would make me look like Edith Bunker. Oh Archie!! Coat#3:

Would make me look like a fur person, "You're not a fur person! What if someone said, look at that fur wearing #%*&?" Coat #4:

He laughed and walked out of the room!!

So readers, what do I get? Coat number one and a cocker spaniel named Checkers?

Coat #2 and make my daughter wear a blond wig with pigtails and a rat tease hair helmet on top??

Or #3 and a black toy poodle??? (With a rhinestone leash and collar of course!)

Or #4 and a chocolate toy poodle, red rhinestone collar and leash and red beret????

I'm leaning towards#4. I can't see myself as Pat or Edith I just dont have their personalty. I like the certain "je ne sais quoi" quality to that one, and I could wear a pin on my lapel that says, "dont worry its FAUX!!

What do you think? Just kidding about the poodle. But hey, no one's stopping me!